Humor Quote by Lexi George

“Kicking the Bucket Aunt”

— R. Stim

“You're aunt's just--what is it--down the hall. You know damn well this place isn't soundproofed." "You'll just have to be quiet." He gave her…

— J.D. Robb

“As I believe I told you before, there had been some slight unpleasantness between us, arising from the occasion when she had sent me…

— PG Wodehouse

“Thanksgiving is no time for amateur hour in the kitchen, but we were subjected to this Gong Show on a yearly basis. Aunt Kathy…

— Harold Phifer

“If it’s a draw between a baby and Henry, I’ll kick his ornery butt all the way to the fancy house in Jacksboro and…

— Catherine Anderson

“My son, there is no reason to be distraught. The leeches will cleanse your wound." The friar scratched one of his enormous ears with…

— Suzanne Selfors

“I’ve got nothing but the greatest respect for Mrs. Gogol,” said Granny. “A fine woman. But talks a bit too much. If I was…

— Terry Pratchett

“Remember our story. You’re going to visit a cousin who has just started to farm in North Carolina. You’re taking gifts.” “Even though we’re…

— Ken Follett

“Keep your mouth shut and do as I tell you, and maybe we’ll even be in time for your uncle’s bloody wedding.”

— George R.R. Martin

“On the cue 'five aunts' I had given at the knees a trifle, for the thought of being confronted with such a solid gaggle…

— P.G. Wodehouse

“He seemed to be doing his best to marry into a family of pronounced loonies, and how the deuce he thought he was going…

— P.G. Wodehouse

“Well, my mother did teach me a killer family recipe for a Bloody Mary. I guess I can make that next Thanksgiving-Haylee Mitchell”

— Natasha Larry