Humor Quote by Leslie Miklosy Download Open image ““Will you treat people who make you miserable, as prison guards, or travel agents?”” — Leslie Miklosy ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Inspirational Self help Travel Travel agent Whimsy
“I like visiting people in prison. I can say whatever I want to them, and they can’t do anything about it.” — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
“If you ever get the chance to treat them the way they treated you, I hope you choose to walk away and do better.” — Najwa Zebian Copy Share Image
“Prison and the asylums had made me worse, not better. I had truly become a hostage of my past, condemned by my reputation and… — Charles Bronson Copy Share Image
“Some men seem to know exactly where their opportunities lie; they break prisons and cross whole Siberias to pursue them. One room holds me.” — Saul Bellow Copy Share Image
“You spend a lot of time thinking about how awful the prison is rather than envisioning your future.” — Piper Kerman Copy Share Image
“And one was at the hands of a person who was supposed to protect her! What, you think if you live next door to… — Angie Thomas Copy Share Image
“Let your words to be a cushion to those who are around you, especially to those who are in a vulnerable state.” — Euginia Herlihy Copy Share Image
“The best kind of prisoner is one who doesn’t even know he’s in prison.” — Pittacus Lore Copy Share Image
“Having the rug pulled from under one, and flying magic carpets -- cousin events?” — Leslie Miklosy Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly. Bane rolled his eyes and stage whispered: 'She asked why I cared so much about getting her dirty, teary face all my new shirt earlier, and asked where I got it from anyway. I said: 'Guess',… — S.K. Munt Copy Share
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once, for example, when I was just starting out in the food business, I was hired by the caper people to develop a lot of recipes using capers, and it was weeks of tossing capers into just… — Nora Ephron Copy Share
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share
