Comedy Quote by Lee Mack

People appreciate it when you take some time to think about who will be listening to your jokes.

— Seth Meyers

I can't tell a joke to save my soul. It's just not my thing, though I love to listen to jokes.

— Carol Burnett

A joke is either funny or it's not funny. If I hear a funny joke, you know what I do? I laugh, that's what…

— Alonzo Bodden

You can either just have fun with the joke or you can have fun with the joke and think about the implication of it.…

— Reggie Watts

I'm not the type of person who thinks up a joke and has to tell everyone.

— Samuel Larsen

Humor is a huge part of the way I operate; if people can't understand a joke then they should not follow me.

— Shibani Dandekar

That moment when you tell a joke but no one hears you except one person who repeats it louder and makes everyone laugh.

— The Blog That Describe Your Life

I'm not good with jokes, no. I don't know a joke at all. I like being told jokes, but I can't tell one myself.

— James DeGale

Once you get people laughing, they're listening and you can tell them almost anything.

— Herbert Gardner

If you think of the people who are funny in your life, you'll note it's not because they tell jokes, it's because of their…

— Anne Beatts

You can tell on-stage when a joke's starting to lose its pop. It doesn't mean people don't want to hear it anymore; it means…

— Ron White

I've never really told jokes. I'm not good at it.

— David E. Kelley