Comedy Quote by Carol Burnett

When I tell a joke, I don't think about who's listening to it. I tell the jokes I think are funny.

— Lee Mack

I'm not good with jokes, no. I don't know a joke at all. I like being told jokes, but I can't tell one myself.

— James DeGale

I'm a taker in terms of jokes. I love to hear a good joke, but I don't retain jokes. I'm not a good teller…

— Steve Carell

Have you considered the option of getting the joke? If not, try it now and redeem your soul.

— Erik Naggum

I don't really tell a joke per se, I build up an attitude and it becomes a joke.

— Don Rickles

I've never really told jokes. I'm not good at it.

— David E. Kelley

I don't like the pressure to try to tell the best jokes. I'm not good at jokes.

— Will Forte

I'm not a big one for jokes. I can't tell a joke, believe it or not. If you gave me a thousand bucks and…

— Don Rickles

One of my secrets is to joke all the time.

— Achille Castiglioni

When I tell a joke, I immediately know whether it's funny or not.

— Carlos Mencia

I use a lot of humor, and I follow the saying that if you want to tell people the truth, you better make them…

— Sayed Kashua

I guess the tone of jokes is often, at best, irreverent, but it always comes from a place of deep love.

— John Oliver