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“Both were military. That was clear.Reacher could tell by their haircuts. No civilian barber would be as pragmatic or as brutal.” quote by Lee Child — Download Open image

““Both were military. That was clear.Reacher could tell by their haircuts. No civilian barber would be as pragmatic or as brutal.””

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