Humor Quote by Kresley Cole

“Have I mentioned that I love my car? It is a totally tricked-out Honda Odyssey minivan, and let me tell you, I feel like…

— Laurie Gelman

“But I warn you that a woman who seeks great power and wealth has to pay a great price, Perhaps you will be a…

— Philippa Gregory

“People will tell you that this is just the way things go around here when someone is taken with the madness. Sometimes that means…

— Kate Karyus Quinn

“Only to be HIT by the minivan!!”

— Foley

“Why save the planet in a politically correct hybrid if you can rule the road in a Chelsea tractor?”

— Aga Lesiewicz

“The cunning old cow, thought Melena. She is trying that rarest of strategies, telling the truth, and making it sound plausible.”

— Gregory Maguire

“My Minivan is very open minded when it Comes to fucking around with other Minivans”

— Justin Grimbol

“Because they're parents. It's in the job description. Must drive minivans. Must be immune to fashion. Must be freaks.”

— Sarah Ockler

“Mercedes is a pretty princess”

— Melissa Horacek

“Who made you Queen of Literacy? Go sit in your car!”

— Jackson Pearce

“Why do you always refer to vehicles as she? Because they can be temperamental and expensive and sometimes difficult to start, but every man…

— Beverly Long

“I won’t be the one to tell our king and queen—especially our queen—that I let you get yourself killed on the road. She’d have…

— Vivienne Savage