Humor Quote by Katie MacAlister Download Open image ““Mimes! You can't tell me the devil doesn't have anything to do with mimes!-Paula, Holy Smokes”” — Katie MacAlister ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.5 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
“Sometimes “the devil you know is better than the devil you don’t!” I” — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“Even if it’s a really funny joke, don’t laugh if the devil’s the one telling it!” — Sean Patrick Brennan Copy Share Image
“I was fired ignominiously from the Junior School Choir for being so off tune that the choir mistress declared she couldn't even bear to… — Sara Sheridan Copy Share Image
“We may have done what the devil said we did, but we are NOT who the devil says we are!” — April Cofield Essix Copy Share Image
“Don't call anyone a devil, because within you, you can experience hell and the devil, and the devil is nothing, but you!” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“Her voice was a thread, but still she managed to sound acerbic. “I believe it’s the devil’s job to tempt me. Not yours.” “And… — Julie Anne Long Copy Share Image
“When he did say something, all he did was try to pimp his band. But it all came out garbled in vowel sounds and… — Corey Taylor Copy Share Image
“I rubbed my forehead. ‘‘And just why do you expect Neptune to listen to me?’’ ‘‘He’ll listen because you’re you, Mayling! You’re important now! You’re a celebrity!’’ ‘‘What… — Katie MacAlister Copy Share Image
“I didn't say he wasn't a good employer, just that he's not going to be awarded a Sane Person of the Year award.” — Katie MacAlister Copy Share Image
“Geez, what do I need to do, use semaphore? I told you I was unclaimed.” — Katie MacAlister Copy Share Image
I'm your Beloved, dammit! You're going to let me save your soul, and like it! — Katie MacAlister Copy Share Image
He looked at my lips. I suddenly found myself wanting to lick his. 'Yes,' he replied, his eyes going molten. My breath caught in… — Katie MacAlister Copy Share Image
His laughter echoed through my mind. I have a beautiful woman in my arms, and am taking her back to my home, where she… — Katie MacAlister Copy Share Image
“And now?" I touched Baltic's cheek, drawing his attention away from tragic memories. "Is he being coldly mad now?" "No. I thought at first… — Katie MacAlister Copy Share Image
“That’s the river up there. We’ll likely have to spend the night.’’ He slid me a curious glance. ‘‘I never asked whether you liked… — Katie MacAlister Copy Share Image
He says he had to go help someone in a desperate situation. Who, exactly, he refuses to say. He doesn’t know when he’s going… — Katie MacAlister Copy Share Image
I love you, hugs & kisses, smoochies galore, licks, nibbles & assorted gropages!! -Aisling said to Drake — Katie MacAlister Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image