Humor Quote by Kathy Reichs

“Richard cocks his hand at me and yelps, "Tootles" then saunters off, and for a moment I am transfixed, imagining him walking to Ricky…

— Mira Harlon

“He put his hand in his pocket and found the porte-bonheur, still warm. He looked back at the pier. The one-eyed cat waited. All…

— Kathi Appelt

“You strutted back and forth to the window at Fulsham’s Custard Stand five times while I was sitting there, eatin’ my cone the first…

— Kristen Ashley

“Pete offered tobacco and paper, but Claude brought out his cigarettes and they both decided to try those. Pete provided the match. When he…

— Douglas Woolf

“What the hell are you doing up there?' So he slipped, of course, because he was startled, and because fate, having been so kind…

— Gregory Maguire

“Orholam,” Gavin said, “do I have your full attention?” “Always.” “Good.” He cracked his neck right and left. “Because fuck you.” He dove into…

— Brent Weeks

“On Saturday mornings Mr Ewing would make his rounds, giving each tradesman £1 and the apprentices, ten shillings. Needless to say, we were all…

— Ian Thompson Former Apprentice - on working for Andrew Ewing

“Now Laurence felt self-conscious. People should not see him having a crazy argument with his Caddy—with Peregrine. He hustled away from the beach, away…

— Charlie Jane Anders

“Dinner was a disaster. Brent introduced himself while staring at my bulge, and I was glad to be shown to our table so that…

— Brett Kiellerop-Morris

“Andy Dufresne who had waded in shit and came out clean on the other side, Andy Dufresne, headed for the Pacific. •”

— Stephen King

“It was still quiet at the bar, early afternoon, before the happy-hour crowd arrived with their after-work bonhomie, and even as the barkeep kept…

— William Lashner

“At the next bend I had a brisk argument with two fat peasant ladies, balancing baskets of fruit on their heads, who were wildly…

— Gerald Durrell