Humor Quote by Kami Garcia

“I don’t know what to say about the hygiene of the male species.”

— Victor LaValle

“after all, it is easy to cast as a flaw in others a trait you yourself possess.”

— John Ripin Miller

“Your kind has a supersitious terror of things ugly and broken; you gear that their conditon may somehow infect you.”

— Clive Barker

“Don't let out your true behaviour in the public, even if you were born nasty, make others feel you were well bred.”

— Michael Bassey Johnson

“I highly recommend cleanliness. It pleases women and annoys men, which are two excellent ways to get on in society.”

— Kate Ross

“I know that these examples are symptomatic of the cruelty culture that we live in today and that everyone is fair game, but think…

— Brené Brown

“Now, it is well known, that a man may with more impunity be guilty of an actual breach either of real good breeding or…

— Anonymous

“Perhaps, if you weren't so busy regarding my shortcomings, you'd find that I do possess redeeming qualities, discreet as they may be.  I notice…

— Richelle E. Goodrich

“I must not forget that these coarsely-clad little peasants are of flesh and blood as good as the scions of the gentlest genealogy; and…

— Charlotte Bronte

“The little that he had said, thus far, had been sufficient to convince me that I was speaking to a gentleman. He had what…

— Wilkie Collins

“You can never be clean enough, pretty enough, or smart enough.”

— Dhonielle Clayton

“I had rather seem mad and a sluggard, so that my defects are agreeable to myself, or that I am not pinfully conscious of…

— Horace