Humor Quote by k.a. poe Download Open image ““I allowed him to carry me down the stairs but was surprised when he didn't make it to the sofa.”” — k.a. poe ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.7 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
“Sighing, he scooped me up like a bride and carried me over to the sofa.” — Sylvia Day Copy Share Image
“He headed for the stairs, pulling me along behind him. He was forceful, yet took the steps at a slow pace so I did… — Lorraine Loveit Copy Share Image
“The stairs ended. I wished I knew the jackass who’d made the staircase so short. I’d throw him down the damn steps so he… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“He was so big he made my sofa seem more like a loveseat. He was so at ease with himself and his body that… — Cybill Cain Copy Share Image
“I dropped my dress to the floor and sat on the sofa with renewed determination. This man was going to have sex with me… — Denise Grover Swank Copy Share Image
“I don’t want you under those damn stairs. I hate it. But I can’t move you up here. I’ll never be able to stay… — Abbi Glines Copy Share Image
“I'd actually spent some time in my bedroom moving around using only one leg,trying to raise my sympathy level when I got really frustrated… — Rachel Hawthorne Copy Share Image
“. . . he lies on the couch with only his pants, boots and bandages wrapped around him. I thought about taking off his… — Susan Ee Copy Share Image
“Oh my God, you so should have fainted, and then Cal could have caught you and, like, carried you up the staircase.” — Rachel Hawkins Copy Share Image
“Anyway, what I've just told you was what prompted the chair incident. I had grown big, and he was trying to belittle me.” — Charles Baxter Copy Share Image
“Ash clutched his faded backpack and dragged his pillowcase of belongings up the stairs. They seemed like nice people. That scared him more. He… — Nicole Singer Copy Share Image
“Everything you have ever read about vampires - most of it is inaccurate or downright false. We are not beautiful, we don't turn into… — K.A. Poe Copy Share Image
“According to history, he wrote of humans originally having four arms, four legs, and a single head made up of two faces.” I stared… — K.A. Poe Copy Share Image
“Beside the bat, on the opposite window, was the image of a raven painted in a mixture of black, blue and purple. I had… — K.A. Poe Copy Share Image
“How? And why would you care?” I asked and ignored the angry glance Paul was directing at me. “He is a pathetic excuse for… — K.A. Poe Copy Share Image
“Seventeen year old Alexis finds herself on the eve of her eighteenth birthday. What generally means a step into adulthood instead opens its way… — K.A. Poe Copy Share Image
“The rough pitter-patter of rain against the tin roof caused me to stir in my sleep, but I struggled to fight it. I yearned… — K.A. Poe Copy Share Image
“Food is intended as fuel, but humans are weak and easily give in to temptation, ignoring that fact. They will eat and eat, no… — K.A. Poe Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly. Bane rolled his eyes and stage whispered: 'She asked why I cared so much about getting her dirty, teary face all my new shirt earlier, and asked where I got it from anyway. I said: 'Guess',… — S.K. Munt Copy Share
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once, for example, when I was just starting out in the food business, I was hired by the caper people to develop a lot of recipes using capers, and it was weeks of tossing capers into just… — Nora Ephron Copy Share
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share