Humor Quote by Julie Kenner Download Open image ““No, I wanna go kick puppies," she retorted.”” — Julie Kenner ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.8 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Puppies
“Yeah,it’s kind of a hobby. What’s yours? Kicking puppies?” — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
“Does he kick puppies too? He should put that on his life resume to really impress people.” — Laurann Dohner Copy Share Image
“Yeah, well, I don't really want to kick you when you're down, but mostly for some crazy reason"- her face tilts up and she… — Trish Doller Copy Share Image
“She just wanted to be left alone to lick her wounds, like a puppy that had been kicked repeatedly.” — Sylvain Reynard Copy Share Image
“She raised her gaze to his. “Are you kicking me out?” “Will you go willingly?” “Only if you ask nicely,” she said and stepped… — Mila Rossi Copy Share Image
“I mean. You put puppies in a store front, I will stop and giddily stare. Every. Single. Time.” — Christy Hall Copy Share Image
“My face is burning and I want to kick her, I want to kick her, I want to kick her.” — Lauren DeStefano Copy Share Image
“You gonna stay pissed as i go down on you?" I just glared. "I'll take that as a yes." He muttered.” — kristen ashley Copy Share Image
“They served "Good Food" but only a G, an O and a D were lit up. Personally, I doubted God dined there. Unless God… — Julie Kenner Copy Share Image
“Can I just say that dying sucks? All that bullshit about seeing the light and having this inner peace, blah, blah, blah. It's crap.” — Julie Kenner Copy Share Image
I love it when my justifications for avoiding housework are actually legitimate. — Julie Kenner Copy Share Image
“Distract him? What the hell was I supposed to do? Strip naked and do the hula?” — Julie Kenner Copy Share Image
“Once upon a time, I’d thought demon-hunting was hard. But that was before I’d become a mom. Trust me. In comparison to parenting, stalking… — Julie Kenner Copy Share Image
“They weren't wearing their handy-dandy I'm an Evil Demon T-shirts; nevertheless, I could tell they were coming for me.” — Julie Kenner Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
