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“The good man believed that shortsighted people were also deaf and that their spectacles would become clearer if their ears heard more sharply.” quote by Joseph Roth — Download Open image

““The good man believed that shortsighted people were also deaf and that their spectacles would become clearer if their ears heard more sharply.””

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