Humor Quote by Jonathan Maberry

“The bottom of my foot smashed both of his testicles to paste, and I could feel them pop even through the shock of his…

— Robert J. Crane

“It was like someone was yanking his nuts out of his body through his throat. "Again," he rasped, because said testicles were lodged in…

— Sydney Croft

“He cupped his testicles in his hands, and, with his wrists, pressed his penis hard against his belly until the semen came.”

— Michel Faber

“His pursuer was closing in. Audible footsteps sent frantic signals down his spine to his feet by way of his bowels. The call was…

— Tony McGuin

“How could I when he was squeezing me tight, milking me perfectly, and using his free hand to cup my balls? It was the…

— Megan Erickson

“I kicked Beaky Nose in the nuts with the toe of my shoe, very, very hard. I have big feet and my shoes have…

— Jonathan Maberry

“Yes, this was love, this ridiculous bouncing of the buttocks, and the wilting of the poor, insignificant, moist little penis.”

— D. H. Lawrence

“The fetal balls kicked in protest and turned, but they did not stir.”

— Hugh Howey

“Quite possibly, in those days, when his temper was more liable to explode into a spot of boots and fists, he might have helped…

— Terry Pratchett

“I kicked his leg out so he was lower and got the angle perfected. When I entered him there was no restraint, no finesse.…

— James Cox

“his body break into heaving sobs, his small face smeared into the dirt, his arms clutching at his bruised abdomen. I couldn’t look”

— Tahereh Mafi

“They hooted and laughed all the way back to the car, teasing Milkman, egging him on to tell more about how scared he was.…

— Toni Morrison