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“On an average day 7 minutes of news happens. Yet there are currently three full-time, 24-hour news networks.”

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Clearly, I'm way older than everyone.

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I don't think marijuana should be illegal.

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You just have to keep trying to do good work, and hope that it leads to more good work. I want to look back…

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You know, in Saudi Arabia, you're innocent until proven Jewish. Female. Guilty! They're guilty!

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The unfortunate, yet truly exciting thing about your life, is that there is no core curriculum. The entire place is an elective.

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A guy who says what people who aren't thinking are thinking.

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Do you guys have to sell everything? I'd like to buy the Earth's core.

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I really focus more to hit for average, just try to put the ball in play as much as I can.

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