Born Quote by Jon Stewart

John Edwards comes from working folk, just like me. John Edwards worked hard and excelled to get his education, just like me.

— Harvey Gantt

Somebody is going to have to do fancy footwork to make sure Elizabeth and John Edwards get their prime-time shot .

— Jeff Greenfield

I'm from North Carolina, and I stand here humbled, honored, and proud to place in nomination for the office of vice-president of the United…

— Harvey Gantt

John Edwards is a tragic case of a man who ran for President when he should have joined the Secret Service.

— Andy Borowitz

What could have John Edwards' motivations been to have the affair with Rielle Hunter, given his wife is smarter than he is and probably…

— Rush Limbaugh

“Promise me you’ll always come home to me.” He looked down at her. “If it comes down to love or duty, I promise, you…

— Scarlett Cole

You can't promise to win a game, but you can want to win a game.

— Samuel Eto'o

We've had a Congress that's spent money like John Edwards at a beauty shop.

— Mike Huckabee

When you are raised, as John Edwards was, in a small town like Robbins, North Carolina, you get to understand poverty and unemployment, or…

— Harvey Gantt

I think the country is very settled in a lot of ways, and we saw that after the Democratic Convention. I think a lot…

— Harold Ford, Jr

If I'm going to say anything about John Edwards in the future, I'll just wish he had been killed in a terrorist assassination plot.

— Ann Coulter

Satan called - he's changed the sheets, fluffed the pillows and laid out the complimentary chocolate. Hell is ready for John Edwards.

— Christopher Titus