Humor Quote by John Green

I don't suppose I can wear the flamingo tie," he said as he pulled on black socks. "It's a bit festive, given the occasion,"…

— John Green

“Can't wear it to the opera," said the Colonel, almost smiling. "Can't wear it to a funeral. Can't use it to hang myself. It's…

— John Green

“It’s a tie! A lunatic, however, would say that what I have round my neck is a ridiculous, useless bit of colored cloth tied…

— Paulo Coelho

“To keep. I wouldn't wear it.' said Laurent, 'though I don't believe your imagination is having any difficulty with the idea.”

— C.S. Pacat

“You cannot wear every expectation. Consider putting aside one's that don't fit.”

— Bozena Zawisz

“You cannot wear every expectation. Consider putting aside ones that don't fit.”

— Bozena Zawisz

A lot of people want to not wear a tie when they go to a restaurant. They feel they don't have to wear a…

— Alec Baldwin

“When a knot gets to tight, you can always cut the rope”

— Dean Koontz

Wearing a bow tie is a statement. Almost an act of defiance.

— Rick Kaplan

“So if the ties that bind ever do come loose Tie them in a knot like a hangman's noose Cause I'll go to heaven…

— The Band Perry

“Your answer is the logical, coherent answer an absolutely normal person would give: It's a tie! A lunatic, however, would say that what I…

— Paulo Coelho

Who the hell ever dreamed up a tie? It's just such a weird idea, and yet it has been literally hanging around forever as…

— Mark McKinnon