Bed Quote by Joan Rivers

I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath'. For…

— Joan Rivers

My mother was so house proud that when my father got up to sleepwalk she had the bed made by the time he got…

— Chic Murray

My mama was the man of my household.

— Offset

When my old man wanted sex, my mother would show him a picture of me.

— Rodney Dangerfield

I had a very difficult relationship with my mother. She used to wake me up in the middle of the night if I wasn't…

— Marina Abramovic

I was brought up by two women: my mother and my grandmother.

— Lemmy

I slept with my mom until I was 16 years old.

— Jennifer Hudson

“But my mom shook her head at him and said to me, "Yes, you made your bed, but for heaven's sakes, don't just lie…

— Clare Vanderpool

I slept with my mother until I was nine years old. It was OK for the first few years, and then I don't know…

— Laura Kightlinger

I always knew my mother was different, different from the other mothers in the way she dressed, the way she spoke, but most obviously,…

— Kim Brooks

Four of us slept in the one bed. When it got cold, mother threw on another brother.

— Bob Hope

My mum brought me up on her own. All we really had was each other.

— Russell Brand