Cards Quote by Joan Rivers

When you feel neglected, think of the female salmon, who lays 3,000,000 eggs but no one remembers her on Mother's Day.

— Sam Ewing

You ain't supposed to get salmon when they're swimming upstream to spawn. But if you're hungry, you do.

— Loretta Lynn

Though the hen should sit all day, she could lay only one egg, and, besides, would not have picked up materials for another.

— Henry David Thoreau

A young woman in her teens has about 300,000 eggs in her ovaries. By the time she is menopausal, none are left.

— Robert Winston

I wonder how many eggs are in the golden goose?

— Todd Rundgren

A mother-chicken counts her hatchlings yet she wonders, when the one is one

— Cedric Rhynes

There are times when salmon play no part in the proceedings of a day that is obstensibly spent in their pursuit.

— Dale Rex Coman

The goose that lays the golden eggs likes to lay where there are eggs already.

— Charles Spurgeon

If you don't believe your salmon is wild, ask it to fetch your newspaper and see what happens.

— Scott Adams

“I forget how many thousand eggs go wrong for one codfish that gets hatched. But as Berkeley said long ago, it is idle to…

— Anonymous

An egg today is better than a hen to-morrow.

— Benjamin Franklin

Give a drag queen a fish and you feed her for a day; show her how to be fishy and you feed her for…

— RuPaul