Eggs Quote by Sam Ewing

A female salmon lays three thousand eggs a year - and has yet to receive a Mother's Day card from one of them.

— Joan Rivers

“I forget how many thousand eggs go wrong for one codfish that gets hatched. But as Berkeley said long ago, it is idle to…

— Anonymous

There are times when salmon play no part in the proceedings of a day that is obstensibly spent in their pursuit.

— Dale Rex Coman

“A child fish asks mother fish, 'Mother, why cannot we live on the Earth?' Mother fish replied, 'Dear… it is not the place for…

— Santosh Kalwar

“Often we’re not even trying to exaggerate; we just can’t recall all the details of the story. Our memories aren’t perfect records of what…

— Jonah Berger

Mother to daughter advice: Cook a man a fish and you feed him for a day. But teach a man to fish and you…

— Anonymous

My mother never had time for me. When you're the middle child in a family of five million, you don't get any attention.

— Woody Allen

I remember a phone call from a friend of mine who lives along the MacKenzie River. She said, "This is the first year in…

— Terry Tempest Williams

Lots of people ask me, 'What do you do?' Apparently, being a columnist, TV bird, all-round good egg, mother of three, and wife of…

— Katie Hopkins

Translator Dlique was saying, very earnestly, “Eggs are so inadequate, don't you think? I mean, they ought to be able to become anything, but…

— Ann Leckie

You ain't supposed to get salmon when they're swimming upstream to spawn. But if you're hungry, you do.

— Loretta Lynn

Though the hen should sit all day, she could lay only one egg, and, besides, would not have picked up materials for another.

— Henry David Thoreau