In many instances, marriage vows would be more accurate if the phrase were changed to 'Until debt do us part'. — Sam Ewing Copy Share Image
A man can please his wife with a box of candy, surprise her with a bouquet of flowers, and make her suspicious… — Sam Ewing Copy Share Image
When a husband says, "I run things in my home" he may mean the washing machine, the dishwasher and the vacuum cleaner. — Sam Ewing Copy Share Image
Nobody ever asks a father how he manages to combine marriage and a career. — Sam Ewing Copy Share Image
A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire. You're… — Sam Ewing Copy Share Image
On the plains of hesitation bleach the bones of countless millions who, at the dawn of decision, sat down to wait, and waiting died. — Sam Ewing Copy Share Image
Youth is when you think you'll live forever. Old age is when you wonder how you've lived so long. — Sam Ewing Copy Share Image
The sight of home looks best after you've traveled hundreds of miles to get away from it. — Sam Ewing Copy Share Image
We are all born into the world with nothing. Everything we acquire after that is profit. — Sam Ewing Copy Share Image
Some people are much like blisters-they don't show up until the work is done. — Sam Ewing Copy Share Image
If you lend someone 20 dollars and never see that person again, it's probably worth it. — Sam Ewing Copy Share Image
Crime in the cities is very discouraging. Apartment house dwellers have locks, bolts, chains and bars on their doors. It takes a tenant longer… — Sam Ewing Copy Share Image
The fastest way to meet new people is to pick up somebody else's change at a cocktail bar. — Sam Ewing Copy Share Image
In many instances, marriage vows would be more accurate if the phrase were changed to 'Until debt do us part'. — Sam Ewing Copy Share Image
