Being a parent Quote by Jim Gaffigan Download Open image “There's something about being a parent that has, I think, made me a better comedian.” — Jim Gaffigan ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Being a parent Comedian Made Parent Parenting Thinking
I'm a comedian, which is the opposite of a lifestyle that equips you to be a parent. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I've wanted to be a comedian since I was a kid, and my parents were very supportive of that. — Brett Gelman Copy Share Image
Even as a little child, I've always had that comedian kind of attitude. — Etta James Copy Share Image
Even though my father was a radio comedian, it wasn't cool to say, at a young age, 'I want to be a comedian.' — Albert Brooks Copy Share Image
I have heard it said that a complicated childhood can lead to a life in the arts. I tell you this story of my… — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
My theory as to why I first became a comedian is that my mother was always keenest on my younger brother, Dan. It doesn't… — David Baddiel Copy Share Image
To be a comedian: Make peace with the fact that you will never be as funny as a baby falling over. — Chris Ramsey Copy Share Image
I think the greatest gift your parents can give you if you want to be a comedian is good taste. — Seth Meyers Copy Share Image
A lot of comedians get a bad rep once they have kids and that's all they talk about, and people are like, 'I don't… — Tig Notaro Copy Share Image
I knew I wanted to be a performer and do comedy at 5 years old. My dad's wife, Marlene Rosenbaum, was boiling water and… — Sandra Bernhard Copy Share Image
I would love to be a dad. There are plenty of comedians who have kids. But they're dads. Being a dad is so different… — Michelle Wolf Copy Share Image
I wasn't funny as a kid. I remember enjoying comedians, but I never understood it was a job choice or a profession. — Elayne Boosler Copy Share Image
Stand-up comedy in the end, unlike the rest of the entertainment industry, is a meritocracy. There's a certain level of undeniability you can work… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I think growing up in Indiana prepares anyone for a life in comedy. I do feel like there is a certain kind of self-effacing… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
Besides hot pockets keeps introducing new products every 10 minutes so I always have new stuff on the topic. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
“The song goes, “Morning has broken,” and I’m pretty sure my children broke it. Like everything else they break, if they did break it,… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I am single, I don't drink. It's kind of hard to get a woman buzzed when you don't drink. You'll be like, "Yeah, I'll… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
Babies and toddlers are mostly what I've been exposed to at this point. I'm hoping parenting just gets much easier after this. It does,… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
Isn't it strange -- when you're single, all you see is couples, and when you're part of a couple, all you see are hookers. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I usually don't have a burger, a brat, and a steak but it is 4th of July. And I need the energy if I'm… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
“If you complain about how you spend your Saturdays taking your kid to birthday parties, that means you are taking your kid to birthday… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I believe that comedians do what they do, and then they get credit or criticism for doing it. There's nothing planned about this. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I know for my wife and I, we always loved the idea of being young parents. It is an incredibly inspiring and challenging job… — Taylor Hanson Copy Share Image
Being a parent and having two young kids, I buy Blu-rays and DVDs all the time. It's like buying a toy. — Rob Letterman Copy Share Image
The absurd duty, too often inculcated, of obeying a parent only on account of his being a parent, shackles the mind, and prepares it… — Mary Wollstonecraft Copy Share Image
There are many important elements to being a parent. A lot of people don't have fathers but they might have someone in their life… — Liv Tyler Copy Share Image
Has it ever occurred to you that parents are nothing but overgrown kids until their children drag them into adulthood? Usually kicking and screaming? — Stephen King Copy Share Image
There is nothing that can bring you closer to fearlessness about everything else in the world than being a parent - because everyday fears… — Arianna Huffington Copy Share Image
There's a marketing scheme that tells you that pregnancy and child rearing will make you into a moron, that your kids are only happy… — Dar Williams Copy Share Image
We live in a society now where it's very rare for your parents to be around. It used to be like, your mother, grandmothers,… — Kathryn Hahn Copy Share Image
My son was born somewhat late in my life and I just found myself really feeling like I didn't want to miss out on… — Karen Allen Copy Share Image
Was it the act of giving birth that made you a mother? Did you lose that label when you relinquished your child? If people… — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
The Lord has directed, Bring up your children in light and truth. To me, there is no more important human effort. Being a father… — James E. Faust Copy Share Image
I believe everyone should have the same rights. They say gay marriage ruins families and hurts kids. Well, I've had the privilege of seeing… — Brad Pitt Copy Share Image