Being a parent Quote by Jim Gaffigan

My daughter is the biggest gift; I've said it so many times and it sounds like a cliche, but the thing about being a…

— Geri Halliwell

I'm a much better comedian than I am a soccer player.

— Josh Blue

Every day I do one or two podcasts that 92 percent of people never will hear. I'm constantly producing, constantly making jokes for Twitter.…

— Kurt Braunohler

There's nothing better for a comedian than adversity.

— Jeff Dunham

I think you're a better comedian when you're in the moment and you're kind of reacting to what's happening like a real person instead…

— Scott Aukerman

My goal is just to become a better comedian.

— Ron White

To have a comedian stand up and use the shield of irony and the sword of truth, you're there to point out ridiculous things…

— Omid Djalili

It's difficult to parent one kid, let alone five! It's insane. It's this strange, overwhelming mess that I would not trade for anything. I…

— Jim Gaffigan

When I was 13 I told my dad I'd rather kill myself than do an ordinary job. He vaguely muttered something about how I'd…

— Noel Fielding

“To prepare any activity for the child, it is necessary for the parent to think through every detail ahead of time. For example, is…

— Paula Polk Lillard

We put more emphasis on who can drive a car than on who can be a parent. And I think there ought to be…

— Dale Archer

I was really strict about my daughter sleeping in her own room, and now she's really independent and likes it that way. So I…

— Kim Kardashian