Getting Fat Quote by Jim Gaffigan

“Sometimes you just got to get fat.”

— Christina

“I'm beginning to think that you aren't with child. You've simply become fat after reading too many recipes.”

— Meljean Brook

“I got fat, and I decided to do something about it, so I got fatter.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Look, I didn’t ask for any of this, but I’m here now. I get that it’s dangerous. I get that I’m fat. I get…

— Bill Blais

“Think hard about your stomach, the fullness of it, the possibility if more was introduced that it may need to purge some to fit…

— Kristen Ashley

“Stand up straight and try not to get fat.”

— Diana Gabaldon

“you need to eat fat in order to burn fat.”

— Jimmy Moore

“People who know me well understand fully what I am saying when I suggest that I am working an appetite and that we'd best…

— Anonymous

“I'm only afraid of getting fat.”

— Stephanie Grant

“Any idiot can see that if you don't want to be fat, you shouldn't eat so much. You should move more.”

— Kelly Barson

“I finally figured out the big, elusive secret to weight loss. Don't eat! Who knew?”

— Richelle E. Goodrich

“Yummy had been hiding under a layer of cranky-pants. I really hoped I would see less frowning and more abs from now on.”

— Melissa Haag