Funny Quote by Jessica Olguin

Yo mamma so fat, she got more rolls then a pastry truck!

— Anonymous

Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.

— Anonymous

Yo mama is so fat, she has to take a shower at a car wash

— Anonymous

Yo mama so fat when she wanted to go up the elevator she went all the way down and got litery smacked by her…

— Jarrel Bolden

Your mama is so fat, she took a dump and destroyed all of mankind

— Anonymous

Yo momma so fat, I tried to walk around her and got lost.

— Anonymous

Yo mamma so fat that when she passes by the tv I miss like 3 episodes.

— Genesis Martinez

Your mama is so fat and dumb she walked to the traffic light, saw a sign that said No U Turn and she said,…

— Anonymous

Yo mama's so fat I swerved to avoid her and ran out of gas!

— Alec Straub

Your mama is so fat, when you leave a plate of your chicken bones on the floor, she scares off your dog

— Anonymous

Your Momma's so fat she can go on vacation by rolling over.

— Anonymous

Yo momma's so fat when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet!

— Anonymous