Yo mamma is so short she poses for trophies! Yo mamma is so short you can see her feet on her drivers… — Nate Copy Share Image
Yo mamma so fat that when she passes by the tv I miss like 3 episodes. — Genesis Martinez Copy Share Image
Yo mammas so lazy shes got a remote control just to operate her remote! Yo mammas so lazy that she came in… — Nate Copy Share Image
Yo mamma so fat that when she sits on the toilet it say abcdefg det your fat ass off of me — Jessica Olguin Copy Share Image
When this shit end man its gon' get ugly real real ugly yo grand mama loved me and yo mamma loved me… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Yo mammas so old, her memory is in black and white. Yo mammas so old, I told her to act her age… — Nate Copy Share Image