Funny Quote by Jeri Smith-Ready

“Did you find something?” said Mara, his best friend. She wore sage-green hunting pants and a ridiculously frilly white lace top. Why she wore…

— John Forrester

“Did you find something?”said Mara, his best friend. She wore sage- green hunting pants and a ridiculously frilly white lace top. Why she wore…

— John Forrester

“I want to unwrap you to get to the decadent prize underneath. I want to learn your likes, your dislikes - to know your…

— Gina L. Maxwell

“I sat on one of the sofas, pretending I wasn’t disconcerted by the music, which paused long enough for a new, more sorrowful tune…

— K.S. Villoso

“I'm much too much the popular pet ever since I sang 'Every Nice Girl Loves A Sailor' at the village concert last year. I…

— P.G. Wodehouse

You’re that lady,” Leo said. “The one who was named after Caribbean music.” Her eyes glinted murderously. “Caribbean music.” “Yeah. Reggae?” Leo shook his…

— Rick Riordan

“I stood in the middle of the room flipping and Pusher was plucking at the guitar, just one string, and I went up to…

— Jack Kerouac

“Fish keeping gets me wet”

— F15hguy

“I still remember her meandering Mississippi kiss. I sipped it like a riverboat captain in the desert. Ah, to be young and naughtily nautical.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Hunter bent his head and pressed his face against her hair. The next instant she felt his lips on her neck. She also felt…

— Catherine Anderson

“We were all wondering—could you stop the maracas”

— Caitlin Moran

“What are you staring at, sailor?' His ice eyes did not flicker. 'My captain, ma'am.' 'Get back to work, Seton.' He bowed.”

— Katharine Ashe