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“Marcus took a deep breath "Alex, what happened exactly?" "I've already told you everything. I ran into her in the garden. She was talking one second and the next, she just sort of poofed---" "She poofed?" Seth laughed. He lounged in the corner, arms folded across his chest, and that damn smile…” quote by Jennifer L. Armentrout — Download Open image

““Marcus took a deep breath "Alex, what happened exactly?" "I've already told you everything. I ran into her in the garden. She was talking one second and the next, she just sort of poofed---" "She poofed?" Seth laughed. He lounged in the corner, arms folded across his chest, and that damn smile plastered across his face. "Seriously?””

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