Funny Quote by Jennifer Echols

What happened?" he demanded. "I heard an explosion!" "Yeah.That was me. I set the boat alight." "What?" "I set fire to the boat." "But…

— Anthony Horowitz

“I wanted to remind you that you do not allow me to deliver boats, as I have been known to crash them.”

— Jennifer Echols

“Shhh,” her brother whispered. “I think we’re on the yacht.” She got shakily to her feet. The deck pitched slightly.”

— Gordon Korman

“Will it make the boat go faster? Then do it!”

— Ben Hunt-Davis

“as she went. Her head bent so far underneath her that I feared her neck would break. Finally the Jeep stopped at the edge…

— Barbara Brown Taylor

“Splash or crash? Do you want special ops messing about in boats? Or special ops messing in aeroplanes?”

— Robert Radcliffe

“When we got to the marina we saw this beautiful boat named Tara waiting for us. Fredo, Carin, Ryan, Dan, Kenny, Allison, my mom,…

— Justin Bieber

“He always had to know who was going. I swear, if that guy was shipwrecked somewhere, and you rescued him in the god damn…

— J.D. Salinger

“Yes, I am talking about boat trailers, but also I am dying.”

— David Sedaris

“I had a dream about you last night... I think I've realized why drive-in theatres are going extinct; you can't yell at the guy…

— Marshall Ramsay

“Your boat's not like to sink, I don't think. Boats only sink when I'm aboard.”

— George R.R. Martin

“she gasped at the smashed-in front of her new car, illuminated by the truck’s headlights. “Oh no! My car!”

— Marie Force