Quote by David Sedaris Download Open image ““Yes, I am talking about boat trailers, but also I am dying.”” — David Sedaris ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.9 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“I wanted to remind you that you do not allow me to deliver boats, as I have been known to crash them.” — Jennifer Echols Copy Share Image
“Your boat's not like to sink, I don't think. Boats only sink when I'm aboard.” — George R.R. Martin Copy Share Image
“Perhaps this isn't your boat. Perhaps it doesn't sail where you want to go.” — Jessica Brockmole Copy Share Image
“Turns out making a dramatic exit is a lot harder when you have to stand there and wait another twenty minutes for a boat… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Thing about boats is, you can always sell them if you don't like them. Can't sell kids.” — Lin Pardey Copy Share Image
“Just because the boat rocks doesn't mean it's time to jump overboard.” — Suzanne Woods Fisher Copy Share Image
“You'd better start rocking that boat right now or else your live is going to pass you by before you even start living it.” — Nicole Williams Copy Share Image
“A couple of days ago, I saw a rig big enough to haul that tanker. You wanna get outta here? You talk to me.” — Terry Hayes Copy Share Image
“Believe me, my young friend, there is nothing - absolutely nothing - half so much worth doing as simply messing about in boats.” — Kenneth Grahame Copy Share Image
“Plenty of animals had pets, but few were more devoted than the mouse, who owned a baby corn snake—“A rescue snake, she’d be quick… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“never fall asleep in a Dumpster, never underestimate a bee, never drive a convertible behind a flatbed truck, never get old, never get drunk… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“It was a father, one hand resting teapot-style on his hip, and the other - what would be the spout - formed into a… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“A Japanese woman we’d met in Paris came to the apartment yesterday and spent several hours explaining our appliances. The microwave, the water kettle,… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
One thing I like about the United States, and I kind of miss about the United States, is there's an election coming up here… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
When you read comic material and people aren't laughing how do you know they're listening. — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“You have how many children in your family?" the teacher would ask. "I'm guessing you must be Catholic, am I right?” — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“Like most seasoned phonies, I roundly suspect that everyone is as disingenuous as I am.” — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
As a child I assumed that when I reached adulthood, I would have grown-up thoughts. — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“You just take and take don´t you? Out there with your thumb in the air—not a care in the world, just grabbing whatever you… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
In other parts of the country people tried to stay together for the sake of the children. In New York they tried to work… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
My boyfriend got me a computer three years ago. I'll admit it does make things a lot easier. When I was working on a… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
