Funny Quote by Jennifer Echols

“I don’t mind ironing at all. There’s a special satisfaction in making wrinkled things smooth.”

— Haruki Murakami

“I have an iron deficiency. You can tell by how wrinkled my clothes are.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I object! To shirts that have circular holes cut out where my nipples are. Even though I cut the circles in the shirt, I…

— Jarod Kintz

“I wanted clothes about me because I felt I had been bone stripped. The solid knowable shape had gone.”

— Jeanette Winterson

“I was into it while I was trying to figure it out. Counting those stitches was fascinating because I wanted to beat it. But…

— Kit Rocha

“I lay still for a while, picking up the scattered garments of my mind and trying to assemble some kind of reasonable outfit from…

— Richard K. Morgan

“Shirts are so complicated.”

— Aisha Cat

“When I walked into the room, I looked down to the floor and saw that each and every garment I owned had been pulled…

— Rasmenia Massoud

“Feel like you are falling apart at the seams? If so, grab a needle and thread , and learn how to sew.”

— Christine Szymanski

“Then he pulled off his T-shirt. The cotton clung to the muscles of his chest and arms like it loved him and didn’t want…

— Jennifer Echols

“I wanted it-like iron.”

— Jean Rhys

“I want to make a sweater out of this week and wrap myself up in it until it falls apart.”

— J.C. Lillis