Quote by Jarod Kintz

“When I walked into the room, I looked down to the floor and saw that each and every garment I owned had been pulled…

— Rasmenia Massoud

“But first I had to get through the ironing. It took a lot of patience. I had none. It took forever, and then I…

— Jennifer Echols

“I have to go around with my shirt open so that I have enough room for my chest.”

— Laura Hillenbrand

“Shirts are so complicated.”

— Aisha Cat

“I wear my shirts backwards and inside out. It helps give my genitals more breathing room.”

— Jarod Kintz

“The human body is like a piece of fabric. No matter how well one cares for it, it frays as it ages.”

— Helene Wecker

“I have a shirt that’s skin tight. It’s made from human flesh.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I hate to break it to you, ladies, but a job-bra isn't a shirt.”

— Laura Ingraham

“I brushed some imaginary lint from my shirt, or touched my cleavage to catch his eye, depending on your perspective.”

— Jennifer Echols

“There is a piece of clothing thrown on the floor in the shape of what I look to myself.”

— Chelsea Martin

“I dressed in my bedroom, tugging on a pair of jeans, T-shirt, and heavy brown sweater that I’d picked up at a thrift store…

— Devon Monk

“As a child, I get new clothes so rarely that when I do, I put off wearing them. It then happens that when the…

— Weike Wang