Humor Quote by Jennifer A. Nielsen

“Good-bye, Cadan,' I said, backing out the door. 'If I hear anything new, I’ll come to you.' 'Be careful,' I warned. 'My guard dog…

— Courtney Allison Moulton

“He stared at me and, though the fate he pronounced was golden, there was a malevolence in his dead eyes. ‘You will be king,’…

— Bernard Cornwell

“Lokeij whistled. “Make the king’s warriors vanish if they come. . . what a deceitful turtledove you are.” Aly smiled at the sky. “Oh,…

— Tamora Pierce

“Derek got in my face, close enough for me to smell his bad breath and get a zoom on his zits. One on his…

— Jordan Dane

“He gives me one of his most awful smiles. 'I suppose she'll have to be searched.' ... 'My husband was murdered,' I say. 'And…

— Holly Black

“The living room was still dark, because of the heavy growth of the shrubbery the owner had allowed to mask the windows. I put…

— Raymond Chandler

He gave a hard smile and the oxygen in my lungs evaporated. “We both know I’m not a gentleman.” “Yeah. Okay, let me out.…

— Cate Tiernan

“Victor wrapped his fingers over my hand, pressing his face against my palm. “You’re the bravest girl I’ve ever met. I’m so incredibly proud…

— A.B.Whelan

“Hey!” I exclaimed, seeing Khol standing beside my bed with my pillow in his hands. His tall frame seemed to take up more room…

— D.T. Dyllin

“I want to see the king," I said, after explaining who I was. "Wonderful," said the ancient Nkumai who sat on a cushion near…

— Orson Scott Card

“After walking for a long time, he finally pulled me near a copse of bamboo that was growing near a large teak tree. He…

— Colleen Houck

An unbearable smug look came over his usually impassive face."Uh-huh. You just keep telling youself that. You looove me." I took a swing at…

— James Patterson