Formulas Quote by Jeff Dunham

People imagine that there are rituals, like lighting candles or sacrificing chickens. They really just want to know what the magic formula is for…

— John Scalzi

I never really write the jokes. I just sit down over a week or two and try to figure out what I want to…

— Chris Rock

It is always easy in life to make a joke on the serious thoughts than take on joke seriously in its thoughts to make…

— Anuj Somany

The brain process that results in a joke materializing where no joke was before remains a mystery. I'm not aware of any scholarly, scientific…

— Dick Cavett

People seem to think there's a magic formula to writing, i just write 1 word at a time.

— Stephen King

Any creative process comes with a level of self-analysis and self-criticism. There's a lot of waking up in the middle of the night going,…

— Felicity Jones

I don't go off and sit down and try to write material, because then it's contrived and forced. I just live my life, and…

— Steven Wright

Creating jokes, sometimes it's the experience of life and it's also practice and most of the time writers' help me.

— Sunil Grover

After you do a joke a few times, you have material that you know works. Although sometimes I have a joke that has worked…

— Aziz Ansari

I couldn't have made it without knowing how to use laughter to get from one day to the next.

— Shana Alexander

People can write jokes five minutes after a major world event happens, and have hundreds of thousands of people read them within 10 minutes.…

— Nick Thune

I have a basic theorem as to how I do my jokes. Growing up, I knew when to cross the line and when not…

— Larry the Cable Guy