Facts Quote by Maya Rudolph

I've never written jokes. I mean, I'll write things on a piece of paper and riff on them onstage.

— David Cross

I can't write a joke. I could never write. I do a lot of stories and I call them stories, but they're just comedy…

— Ron Shock

There have always been jokes all over our songs; I originally started writing lyrics to make my friends crack a smile, which is difficult.

— Alex Turner

I don't think I ever wrote a song. I can write a lot of jokes, but when I try to write lyrics they're the…

— Demetri Martin

I've been writing songs since I was a wee child.

— Taylor Momsen

The best of my songs are more than just a joke. There's something else going on - a character, or it's not just a…

— Randy Newman

I can't write story-songs, like I couldn't write a Bob Dylan or Tom Waits song. I can only write whatever weird phrases come into…

— Jay Watson

We write for those who get the musical jokes. But for those who don't, there is always something else going on. That's why we…

— Richard Hyung-ki Joo

I've been writing songs since my teens.

— Debra Stephenson

I try to write three jokes every day. I don't sit down and write them, it's just things that pop into my head. Then…

— Zach Galifianakis

The weirdest place I have ever written a song is probably in an airport, and I got an idea so fast that I just…

— Taylor Swift

The fact is I don't write songs, per se; I've written a couple here and there, but that's not my forte.

— John Dolmayan