You don't want to be the first person to tell your 5-year-old, like, 'You're going to have a life filled with disappointments and letdowns - enjoy!' — Maya Rudolph Copy Share Image
For me, I feel beautiful when I'm just resting. I think that's when you really get a chance to sink into your own skin. — Maya Rudolph Copy Share Image
I like being a funny lady. I think there's nothing sexier than a funny lady. — Maya Rudolph Copy Share Image
Honestly, because it's my third, I feel like I've been pregnant for like six years, seriously. — Maya Rudolph Copy Share Image
The thing you can do better than anyone else is love your children, because they're your children. — Maya Rudolph Copy Share Image
And in Improvisation there is one hard and fast rule, and that rule is known as "Yes And." The term YES AND: to say… — Maya Rudolph Copy Share Image
I don't look my best when I wake up! But I do feel beautiful when I'm tired and happy and I've had a good… — Maya Rudolph Copy Share Image
I feel I've definitely become more of a woman because of my job...that, and turning thirty. — Maya Rudolph Copy Share Image
If my time with my kids is shorter than it was yesterday, it's better than nothing. — Maya Rudolph Copy Share Image
I'm incredibly sensitive about it. Any person in my life can tell you, we don't broach the subject. — Maya Rudolph Copy Share Image
I've been writing joke songs since I was a kid and it served me well at S.N.L. I can write those in my sleep.… — Maya Rudolph Copy Share Image
I never thought I'd get a chance to do what I'm doing. It's such a dream. — Maya Rudolph Copy Share Image
