Humor Quote by Jeff Deck

“The First Law of Pies: 'No Pastry, No Pie.”

— Janet Clarkson

“The Second Law of Pies: they must be baked, not fried (or boiled, or steamed).”

— Janet Clarkson

“It could be argued that there is an element of entertainment in every pie, as every pie is inherently a surprise by virtue of…

— Janet Clarkson

“We think of ourselves now as eaters of the pie instead of makes of the pie...Corporations make the pie. They make it and we…

— David Foster Wallace

“Hey, the pie is the other way, dumbass.”

— Eve Langlais

“We can't all be bakers or chefs. Many of us have modest ambitions. But we can all buy a piece of the pie.”

— Amah Lambert

“Focus more on making the pie bigger than on exactly how to slice it”

— Ray Dalio

“Because when you’re a rock star and make a crap ton of money, everyone wants a piece of the pie. A pie you baked.…

— L.J. Shen

I will take a pie in the face any time for a worthy cause.

— Cheryl Richardson

“Altruism is the kind of pie best eaten with a lot of gravy and little inspection of the kind of kidney it's stuffed with.”

— M.T. Anderson

“cut the pie”

— Yuval Noah Harari

'Rather than fighting over a piece of the pie, can we grow the pie?' is really our model.

— Peggy Johnson