Quote by Jarod Kintz

“There is only good vodka and very good vodka—there is no such thing as bad vodka.”

— Julian Barnes

“He gagged and spat the mouthful out on the carpet. He glared at the bottle. “Bubble gum–flavored vodka? Bubble gum?”

— Thea Harrison

“this stuff tastes like the bastard love child of grapes and rubbing alcohol”

— Allison Pang

“Are you really speechless or has the vodka finally impaired your ability to function like a normal human?”

— Heidi McLaughlin

“Ivanov: Gentlemen, you've again set up a drinking shop in my study... I have asked each and every one of you a thousand times…

— Anton Chekhov

“I live on shameless flattery...and vodka...but the two usually go hand in hand.”

— V. Vee

“I said evenly, “Loving’s low-tech. Usually he uses sandpaper and alcohol on sensitive parts of the body. Doesn’t sound too bad but it works…

— Jeffery Deaver

“I didn’t chug the hairspray because I’m an alcoholic. I drank it to style my throat hairs.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Nothing better than vodka at 6 am...”

— 5amWriterMan

“Nothing gave him more pleasure than laying waste to a hoagie and a bottle of vodka, unless it was doing both while studying a…

— Phil Knight

“Well, he doesn't fall out of bed and wrap his lips around a bottle of vodka, does he?”

— Jodi Ellen Malpas

“enough vodka to kill a Russian army.”

— A.G. Riddle