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“If this is the start of a better day, I haven't bought nearly enough vodka.”

— Dana Bate

“There is only good vodka and very good vodka—there is no such thing as bad vodka.”

— Julian Barnes

“There's nothing better than a cold beer on a hot day at the beach.”

— Nicholas Sparks

“See, vodka, that’s drinking. Beer—well, beer is just getting the inside of your mouth wet.”

— Tad Williams

“I'd have to get up pretty early in the morning to get drunk by 1 o' clock.”

— Lucille Bluth

“Once the orange juice wears off, I might be drunk. I love vodka.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I hope this isn't a real emergency, I only brought one bottle of vodka.”

— Tinsey-Ya Ya's

“Nothing ever tasted any better than a cold beer on a beautiful afternoon with nothing to look forward to but more of the same.”

— Hugh Hood

“Drinks were a lot like books, really: it didn’t matter where you were, the contents of a vodka tonic were always more or less…

— Lev Grossman

“I live on shameless flattery...and vodka...but the two usually go hand in hand.”

— V. Vee

“Life is better when you're drunk. I ought to become an alcoholic.”

— Ahmed Mostafa

“I'd been awake for thirty-two hours, but I still ordered a burger and a vodka, 'cause sometimes you can't call it a day until…

— Anna Kendrick