Ex girlfriend Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““When my ex girlfriend left, I was crushed. Why’d she have to drive off in a steamroller?”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.8 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Ex girlfriend
“ex-girlfriends are like car wrecks. You shouldn't want to know the details but you just do” — Allison van Diepen Copy Share Image
“Ex-girlfriends are like car wrecks. You shouldn't want to know the details, but you do.” — Allison van Diepen Copy Share Image
“It was what she'd been doing in every aspect of her life lately, wanting to hole up in the backseat and not be asked… — Cara McKenna Copy Share Image
“You say your ex-girlfriend left you for someone else. She found a brighter star in the sky.” — Tony Sakalauskas Copy Share Image
“Why did I want her so fucking much? Why couldn't I push her away like I did everyone else? Why couldn't I breathe when… — Ilsa Madden-Mills Copy Share Image
“You say your ex-girlfriend left you for someone else. In other words, she found a brighter star in the sky.” — Tony Sakalauskas Copy Share Image
“I should just open the car door and throw her out of the moving vehicle for what she did to me tonight, but I… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“The hell with her; I wouldn’t go back. But wouldn’t I? What about later on? Keeping the thought of her out of that bleak… — Charles Williams Copy Share Image
“didn’t belong to her. She said her car was missing a mirror and the trains were knackered, so she’d” — Sophie Hannah Copy Share Image
“Life's been one tough little shit, but there's a very obvious reason why she hasn't let me get too comfy, settle too long or… — Jennifer DeLucy Copy Share Image
“How it's so easy for her to not feel anything at all, to be just completely gone, to not be around to see how… — Nina LaCour Copy Share Image
“Now I look at that girl who adores you, who thinks she’s safe with you, and I want to scream at her to jump… — Heather Demetrios Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
[attempts to save the relationship on the phone but said the wrong word while talking] It didn't come out right, but I wasn't in… — Paritoshik Sharma Copy Share Image
“I had a dream that my boyfriend went back to his ex…I woke up and giggled because you don’t pick up a rock after… — Starley Ard Copy Share Image
Don't dwell on the memories you lost, but to smile on the ones you create. — Dan Pellegrino Copy Share Image
Listening to country music alone in your car is a guaranteed way to make sure you think about every ex you've ever had. Ever... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
An ex-girlfriend once got upset when I told her that music is the most important thing in my life. It's more important than anyone… — Ben Gibbard Copy Share Image
If youre really honest to the people you really love, you must learn to avoid the EX girlfriend and to the demons who likes… — Zaini Copy Share Image
And don't let me see you crying, and if the one you love hurt you, don't let me know, because if that will happen,… — Rakii Retondo Copy Share Image
Just remember: any bitch before me was a mistake and any bitch after me is a downgrade. — Asheya Copy Share Image