“You say your ex-girlfriend left you for someone else. In other words, she found a brighter star in the sky.” — Tony Sakalauskas Copy Share Image
“You say your ex-girlfriend left you for someone else. She found a brighter star in the sky.” — Tony Sakalauskas Copy Share Image
“When my ex girlfriend left, I was crushed. Why’d she have to drive off in a steamroller?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Sometimes it's nice when you go out on the road, and you come back, and your girlfriend's left you. You have complete… — Tom Green Copy Share Image
