Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““What you consider gross—dead rats—I consider considerate gifts.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“And after some talk we agreed that the wisdom of rats had been grossly overrated, being in fact no greater than that of men.” — Joseph Conrad Copy Share Image
“You could buy a snow blower or a nice wool dress for your wife, but beneath it all people were rats scurrying off to… — Elizabeth Strout Copy Share Image
“Rats are extremely clean creatures, regularly grooming and keeping their nest well-kept” — Adam Anderson Copy Share Image
“Perhaps the greatest gift an animal has to offer is a permanent reminder of who we really are.” — Nick Trout Copy Share Image
“I do not believe that gifts, whether of mind or character, can be weighed like sugar and butter” — Virginia Woolf Copy Share Image
“Some gifts are evil. Others are not, but what they are remains to be discovered. Rest” — Steven Erikson Copy Share Image
“The most valuable gifts in life often arrive in very strange packages.” — Tom Hoffman Copy Share Image
“The rats that had once fouled their food became their food. But soon the rats were gone.” — Marcus Sakey Copy Share Image
“We did Rat Surprise last night for the Sons of Bloodaxe annual dinner," he said. There was a general groan. "And it was rat."… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“You remind me of an old cat I once had. Whenever he killed a mouse he would bring it into the drawing-room and lay… — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
