Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““Pizza is circular. So is an hour. I’ll take two slices—to go.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“My love is pizza shaped. Won’t you have a slice? It’s circular, so there’s enough to go around. ” — Dora J. Arod Copy Share Image
“Three more days and he could show the world what he was made of. For now though? Pizza.” — Adam Elliott Copy Share Image
“Put the pizza on the ground and step way from the vehicle, please.” — Humdinger C. Eggnoggin Copy Share Image
“An hour later, we were full of pizza and I love him a little more.” — Jennifer Echols Copy Share Image
“So...what are you delivering today -- pizza or death?" "Both, actually. Pepperoni for you now, and a fatal aneurism to the woman in room… — Rachel Vincent Copy Share Image
“So if you are what you eat and you are as young as you feel, then I am a pizza, right out of the… — Tom Althouse Copy Share Image
“Let’s split the pizza amongst ourselves, and divide the price evenly amongst yourselves.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I can't eat pizza. If we actually end up with a pizza, it's going to be your responsibility to consume it. Do not let… — Robin Sloan Copy Share Image
“I always say, pizza is like sex," he chimed. "There's no such thing as bad pizza. Only better.” — Deanna Wadsworth Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
