Band aid Quote by Jarod Kintz

“It’s like putting a band-aid on an amputation!”

— Natasha Anders

“Don’t point your accusatory finger at me, unless you want me to wrap my hand around it, grip it tight, and jerk it off.…

— Jarod Kintz

“Sometimes a finger must be cut to save the hand.”

— Khaled Hosseini

“I suffer from tennis elbow. It’s an old masturbating injury from when I was training to go into politics.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Whenever I get some kind of a cut or scrape, I want to stick on a Band-Aid without delay. Sometimes I put one on…

— Naoki Higashida

“The bureaucrats had gotten into a habit of solving every medical problem by building something so that a congressman could say, ‘Here’s what I…

— Charles Duhigg

“A politician has an axe to grind With which he aims to chop off half your mind.”

— Chris Naylor

“You’ve taken so many drugs that you couldn’t legally operate a pair of safety scissors.”

— S.M. Reine

“The problem with trying to leave politics is that once it gets in your blood, it can be like a narcotic. You know that…

— Herman E. Talmadge

“We all knew no respectable physician would remove my fingers just for the asking, and we had no time anyway.”

— Kenneth Oppel

“of course the edges of the wound struggle to close up and the clock wants to be set going (how awkward to be pointing…

— Katarina Mazetti

“There’s something wrong about trying to heal with a surgeon’s knife.”

— Madeleine L'Engle