April fool Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““I like to schedule dentist appointments for March 32, otherwise known as April Fool’s Day.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare April fool March
April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly. — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
“Brita said, 'I read at home, I read in hotels, I take a book with me on a twenty-minute trip to the dentist. Then… — Don DeLillo Copy Share Image
I have an agreement with the dental office I work for that we'll be closed on Wednesdays. — Britt Baker Copy Share Image
31ST OR 1ST APRIL DOESNT MATTER.. FOOL IS ALWAYS A FOOL,WISHIN U A VERY HAPPY N PROSPEROUS FOOLS DAY.. TO THE KING OF FOOLS… — Hafsa Copy Share Image
April Fools is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty four days. — Bubbly Copy Share Image
“If a molar-shaped asteroid crashed down from the heavens and crushed my testicles, I'd probably have to cancel my dental appointment with my gynecologist.… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Waiting for your buddies to get laid is right up there with hanging out in a dentist's office.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
A day will come when the world will celebrate your name, your fame, your personality and your views. But April Fool comes once in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Today is April Fools Day. Believe nothing, and trust no one...So it's like any other day. Right? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The best day to propose to a girl is on April Fools Day. If she says yes, then good. But, if she says no… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
“Hello everyone (Fools & Wise Ones)! Welcome to New Month, April! A month known for sunshine, spring vibes & it’s fool’s day. Honestly speaking,… — Rajesh Goyal Copy Share Image
Anybody who claims to be excited for April Fools' Day is probably a sociopath. — John Oliver Copy Share Image
I guess I Love You was one of ur April Fool tricks which I Stupidly fell for..! — Kaceem Madridista Copy Share Image
“I’m sorry Mr Lichtenstein, but your January birthday means only one thing and that's you're probably conceived on April Fools Day.” — Olivia Lichtenstein Copy Share Image
April Fools is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty four days. — Bubbly Copy Share Image
Sorry your unhealthy lifestyle makes cardiac arrest a feasible outcome from an April Fool's joke. — Anonymous Copy Share Image