Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““I don’t like chili, unless I’m wearing a jacket.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“He scoffed, “You give us heartburn with your addiction to red chili pepper, that’s what you give us.” — Lila Ashe Copy Share Image
“When he's hot, he's hot; when he's not, he's not. But at least there is always food” — Helen Fielding Copy Share Image
“Hot sauce must be hot. If you don't like it hot, use less.” — David Tran creator of Sriracha Hot Sauce Copy Share Image
“I feel like something warm. Apple pie, with two slices of bread and roast beef, covered in a winter coat.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“You’re like a bowl of Courtnee’s chili,” he whispered. “Making trouble at both ends.” — Hugh Howey Copy Share Image
“you’re not hot. You might be someday if you start eatin’, but as it is right now you’re not.” — Madeline Sheehan Copy Share Image
“The name's Pepper like the spray, so I guess you wouldn't want me in your face!” — Mike Ferris Copy Share Image
“Your food’s not getting cold. I’m keeping it warm in my stomach. Dinner’s on me tonight.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
