Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““Get off the scale, and get out of my weigh.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.7 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“To find your way; get out of your own way and it doesn’t matter how much you weigh” — Sonya Withrow Copy Share Image
“I want to weigh less, not through diet and exercise, but by acquiring a faulty scale.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“When you look at a person's eyes or her smile, you can't tell how much she weighs.” — Suzanne Supplee Copy Share Image
You're so fat, when you stepped on the scale it said, 'To be continued.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“To lose weight, spend time at the gym. To appear like you’ve lost weight, spend time with people who are bigger than you.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“The weight you life is not nearly as heavy as the weigh you carry.” — Toni Sorenson Copy Share Image
“I weigh more than I used to. I've been eating a lot of fast food, so I must have put on some muscle—without even… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Though it is the hardest thing, to work out one's weight and heft in the world, to whittle down all that I am and… — Anna Funder Copy Share Image
“I’ve realized this isn’t as much about losing the weight as it is gaining truth—the truth of who I am in Christ and how… — Lysa TerKeurst Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
