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““For the time being I’ll be a being in time. And when I die, I’ll happily be compost for a greener world.””

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“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)”

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“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out…

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“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.”

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“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.”

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“Embossed letters represent the topography of typography.”

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“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.”

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“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other…

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