Quote by Jarod Kintz

“I want to make sure I remember what real ugly is. I might want to tell my grandchildren someday.”

— Stephen King

“Seeing Grandma this way, it makes me know for certain that everything about a person will show up in another person in the family.”

— Heidi W. Durrow

“God, I’d love to have someone rip my panties from my body. But I think the only way Jeff could get my ginormous grandma…

— Madeleine Beckett

“My grandmother had no time for old, no matter how her face crinkled or her days folded like an apron around her middle.”

— April Michelle Bratten

“She bought all new underwear. She had a horror of being found dead with mended or, worse, unmended underclothes.”

— John Steinbeck

“You can't be a successful dictator and design women's underwear. One or the other. Not both.”

— P G Wodehouse

“And the state of his bathroom -- I'm not one to gossip, but there are things crusted on his sink that have not simply…

— Neil Gaiman

“You’re either in that hideous, body-hiding outfit or in pajamas.”

— Kristen Proby

“I know why old people are so wrinkley, it's because they wash so often.”

— Perry Aylen

“The truth that we hide is naked, the one that we flaunt is so well dressed!”

— Abhijit Kar Gupta

“Always wear pretty underwear, on account of you just never know.”

— Jill Conner Browne

“This world is nothing more than fresh white underwear, and I’m going to leave my mark on it.”

— Jarod Kintz