Quote by Jarod Kintz

“I had a long list of things I preferred to do over flipping burgers. Flipping burgers and teaching people to flip burgers: my fucking…

— Katie McGarry

“To think that between a Hamburger and a Humburger, she would - invariably, with icy precision - plump for the former.”

— Vladimir Nabokov

“Just because I'm hungry doesn't mean I'm going to fall in love with a hamburger.”

— Ruth Harris

“great old time talking about cheeseburgers while I sat there thinking about how miserable my life was about to get. What did all this…

— James Patterson

“Someday, he thought, it’ll be mandatory that we all sell the McDonald’s hamburger as well as buy it; we’ll sell it back and forth…

— Philip K. Dick

“This burger is so good, it’s stupid,” I burst out. “I thought California was supposed to be full of vegans sprinkling sprouts on everything.”…

— Alice Clayton

“If you could jerk off to something else, like a hamburger, could you imagine the delight in being alive?”

— Jonathan Goldstein

“And I wasn't convinced that it was a good idea, sort of like asking for advice on how to catch a baseball in your…

— Raymond Chen

“I want to blanket the city of Hamburg with a slice of melted cheese.”

— Jarod Kintz

“When Americans vote for a particular candidate, they vote for the candidate who reminds them of the kind of person they would have eaten…

— Benjamin Nugent

“A GOD BUYS US CHEESEBURGERS”

— Rick Riordan

“I think so. I want a hamburger and a hot dog." I paused. “And ice cream in one of those waffle cones. And— and…

— Jennifer L. Armentrout