Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““An invisible wall of super condensed jelly would make a great shield to stop bullets and sarcasm.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.1 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare
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“We are the shield that guards the realms of men. You do not throw away your shield for no good purpose.” — George R.R. Martin Copy Share Image
“When you are dealing with an invisible enemy, use most resources as shield, and a bit as a bait.” — Toba Beta Copy Share Image
“You try so hard to shield me, and protect me, and really, there is no need, you try so hard to hide what you… — Susan Hill Copy Share Image
“Let me be your shield, let me be your wall. I'll always be there, even when you fall!” — Nio Elbarazangi Copy Share Image
“If walls could talk - scratch that, if walls could make sarcastic comments... well, things would be interesting.” — Meghan Apriceno Copy Share Image
“It looms before us, an impenetrable wall, trying to crush us, but not yet able to.” — Anne Frank Copy Share Image
“I am a single bullet. It has no heart. Therefore, it does not think. It just flies straight towards its target.” — Kanzaki H Aria Copy Share Image
“My shield might make me an asshole, but your shield acts more like a cage. It keeps you locked up.” — E.M. Abel Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image