Quote by Jarod Kintz

“You know, there is no language of vegetables, which converts a cucumber into a formal declaration of attachment.”

— Charles Dickens

“A pen is not just a writing instrument, it's an object of creation.”

— Ayanda Xaba

“These pens are unusually thick and heavy. You know, phallic imagery and all that. The bigger the, um, pen, the bigger the… well, you…

— Nick Stephenson

“I am intrigued by writers who garden and gardeners who write. The pen and the trowel are not interchangeable, but seem often linked.”

— Marta McDowell

“Your pen must not only create words, it must carve a story into something touching human or beyond.”

— Nyhterides

“I have often believed the pen to be a needle, and ink to be a thread. Each story is an intricately woven tapestry and…

— Shaun Hick

“A pen is like a switchblade you can actually write with—and pull off a successful mugging with.”

— Jarod Kintz

I don't use a pen. I write with a goose quill dipped in venom.

— Anonymous

The pen is the tongue of the mind.

— Anonymous

“In the act of writing he experiences, today, an exceptional sensual pleasure -- in the feel of the pen, snug in the crook of…

— J.M. Coetzee

“Writing is like masturbation. It might not bear fruit, but it certainly does feel good.”

— Charles Delmar author of My Cooking Coach and creator of MyCookingCoach.com

“Wow, what a cucumber. (Cool, I mean)”

— Rainbow Rowell